Entry tags:
- even the word supermarket is funny,
- helen/supermarkets otp,
- i can't help it my life is supermarkets,
- i d k.,
- it's my musebox i tagspam what i like,
- pretentious tags everywhere,
- this is fancy and special,
- ✖ status: open,
- ✖ type: meme,
- ser ✖ axis powers hetalia,
- ser ✖ doctor who,
- ser ✖ les misérables,
- ser ✖ original canon,
- usr ✖ danishes,
- usr ✖ expect,
- usr ✖ fles,
- usr ✖ importexport,
- usr ✖ unaccepted,
- usr ✖ volcanic
our mothers used to sing along, who'd blame them
![]() you are in a supermarket. you need more cereal, or maybe you want a snack, or maybe you are racing around on a cart, or a cart just hit your car in the parking lot and you're going to kill that asshole, or your bag just broke and there are broken eggs everywhere oh my gosh who designed these bags was it communists??????? i bet it was! |
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people talk and compare coupons quietly, a lone worker stocks a shelf. the faint hum of freezers and ventilation is barely audible under the bad soft pop playing on the radio. everything is normal. everything is fine. the candy looks delish.
and then denmark ZOOMS BY ON A CART 20 MPH wooooooooooooooooooosh )
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Iceland just stands there, really intently staring at the licorice while trying really hard to play off Denmark's behavior. No one knows he's associated with him, right?? Yep just a teenager trying to get some candy nothing to see here don't look at him. Or come near him, in Denmark's case.
Maybe he should grab the licorice and make a break for the check stand. Casually. ]
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he's maybe, oh, thirty, forty feet away, which is why he needs to shout very loudly: )
HEY ICE! DIDYA SEE THAT?
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Shut up, idiot, people are watching! [ ok Icelandic it is because it is Iceland's default setting.
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absolutely unphased and unembarrassed (and speaking danish like he didn't even notice iceland's weird choice in languages): ) Because I was being so cool! Ya wanna try?
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No. Definitely not.
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It's really fun! The floors are so smooth, you can go really fast!
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and then hits a shelf whoops a couple boxes of pasta fall to the floor. )
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has
won
and looks vaguely confused your logic is strange ) I ain't! People think I'm really cool!
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No one does.
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THINKING TIME.
ice being shy = ice not doing things he wants to do because he's shy = )
Do you want to try?
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[ He honestly doesn't, but he did say that rather quickly. ]
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man doesn't this look fun )
You're in my house now, so there's no need to be shy!
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c'mon you know you want this
you know you want this cart )
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