our mothers used to sing along, who'd blame them

[valdemar]

WOW WE'RE IN A SUPERMARKET you are in a supermarket. you need more cereal, or maybe you want a snack, or maybe you are racing around on a cart, or a cart just hit your car in the parking lot and you're going to kill that asshole, or your bag just broke and there are broken eggs everywhere oh my gosh who designed these bags was it communists??????? i bet it was!

Comments

[danishes]

( scoots over on his cart slowly and deliberately, wondering why iceland would want to speak a language as uncool as icelandic but basically resigned to the fact since iceland's weirdness is part of his charm.

absolutely unphased and unembarrassed (and speaking danish like he didn't even notice iceland's weird choice in languages): ) Because I was being so cool! Ya wanna try?

[volcanic]

[ Iceland is going to dodge down a relatively empty aisle. He's too traumatized to buy his licorice now. ]

No. Definitely not.

[danishes]

( scoots along with his cart in pace with iceland. )

It's really fun! The floors are so smooth, you can go really fast!

[volcanic]

You shouldn't be doing that at all!

[danishes]

Why not?

[volcanic]

That's something little kids do.

[danishes]

And also something I do! ( TO PROVE HIS POINT woosh he kicks ahead a few feet and turns his head back like TA DAH LOOK AT ME

and then hits a shelf whoops a couple boxes of pasta fall to the floor. )

[volcanic]

Stop, you're going to get us kicked out! [ His face is so red. ]

[danishes]

( casually picking up the boxes!! ) This supermarket is part of the kingdom of Denmark, so it probably belongs to me!

[volcanic]

You're annoying everyone! [ At this point Iceland is probs slowly switching over to Danish because it's... really weird to think in two languages. ]

[danishes]

( he

has

won

and looks vaguely confused your logic is strange ) I ain't! People think I'm really cool!

[volcanic]

[ no....... ]

No one does.

[danishes]

You're being shy. ( his automatic assumption!

THINKING TIME.

ice being shy = ice not doing things he wants to do because he's shy = )

Do you want to try?

[volcanic]

No way. Definitely not.

[ He honestly doesn't, but he did say that rather quickly. ]

[danishes]

Don't be so shy! ( scoots forward a little bit

man doesn't this look fun )

You're in my house now, so there's no need to be shy!

[volcanic]

I'm not shy. [ Holding onto his licorice defensively. ]

[danishes]

You've always been cute and shy.

[volcanic]

Have not!

[danishes]

Definitely! Don't be embarrassed! You're in my house so it's okay to be more outgoing!

[volcanic]

Sh- shut up. [ Oh man, he needs to try to hide again or something!! ]

[danishes]

( scoots on his cart

c'mon you know you want this

you know you want this cart )

[volcanic]

[ Shaking his head.

Get away dadbro. ]

[danishes]

Iiiiice! ( w h i n y

why are you not doing what he wanntttsssssss )

[volcanic]

[ Because it's what Denmark wants. ]

Stop it.

[danishes]

You're bein' uncool!