our mothers used to sing along, who'd blame them

[valdemar]

WOW WE'RE IN A SUPERMARKET you are in a supermarket. you need more cereal, or maybe you want a snack, or maybe you are racing around on a cart, or a cart just hit your car in the parking lot and you're going to kill that asshole, or your bag just broke and there are broken eggs everywhere oh my gosh who designed these bags was it communists??????? i bet it was!

Comments

[danishes]

Don't be so shy! ( scoots forward a little bit

man doesn't this look fun )

You're in my house now, so there's no need to be shy!

[volcanic]

I'm not shy. [ Holding onto his licorice defensively. ]

[danishes]

You've always been cute and shy.

[volcanic]

Have not!

[danishes]

Definitely! Don't be embarrassed! You're in my house so it's okay to be more outgoing!

[volcanic]

Sh- shut up. [ Oh man, he needs to try to hide again or something!! ]

[danishes]

( scoots on his cart

c'mon you know you want this

you know you want this cart )

[volcanic]

[ Shaking his head.

Get away dadbro. ]

[danishes]

Iiiiice! ( w h i n y

why are you not doing what he wanntttsssssss )

[volcanic]

[ Because it's what Denmark wants. ]

Stop it.

[danishes]

You're bein' uncool!

[volcanic]

[ He's turning red again. ] I don't wanna hear that kinda thing from you!

[danishes]

Ya should, 'cause I'm always really cool! ( well red is a nice danish colour okok )

[volcanic]

[ barf. ]

No way.

[danishes]

Definitely! I'm the coolest boss of Northern Europe!

[volcanic]

... ... ...

Try again.

[danishes]

The only cool boss?

[volcanic]

You might be a boss.

[ C'mon Green and Faeroes, move out already... ]

[danishes]

I'm definitely the boss. ( why would they wanna it's so cool to be danish

don't you wanna be danish )

[volcanic]

[ Do you not recall how Iceland ran away from being Danish. ]

I thought that was Margrethe.

[danishes]

Of course it is. I mean from countries, I'm the country boss.

[volcanic]

Only of two of them.

[danishes]

But also spiritually the rest of us too!

[volcanic]

No.

[danishes]

It's not Sweden.