Entry tags:
- even the word supermarket is funny,
- helen/supermarkets otp,
- i can't help it my life is supermarkets,
- i d k.,
- it's my musebox i tagspam what i like,
- pretentious tags everywhere,
- this is fancy and special,
- ✖ status: open,
- ✖ type: meme,
- ser ✖ axis powers hetalia,
- ser ✖ doctor who,
- ser ✖ les misérables,
- ser ✖ original canon,
- usr ✖ danishes,
- usr ✖ expect,
- usr ✖ fles,
- usr ✖ importexport,
- usr ✖ unaccepted,
- usr ✖ volcanic
our mothers used to sing along, who'd blame them
![]() you are in a supermarket. you need more cereal, or maybe you want a snack, or maybe you are racing around on a cart, or a cart just hit your car in the parking lot and you're going to kill that asshole, or your bag just broke and there are broken eggs everywhere oh my gosh who designed these bags was it communists??????? i bet it was! |
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He is more interested in the shopping carts, and takes to pushing one toward the supermarket. Unfortunately, he becomes bored of that quickly, and decides it is much smarter to let it go the rest of the way by itself. With a push, he sends it flying...
into the back of a parked car. ]
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the best and most beautiful car the universe has ever known, also rory's one true love. that car. like magic, rory appears seconds after the crash, a bag of groceries in one hand and shocked trauma on his face. HE RUNS OVER, you bet he does. )
What the hell did you do?