[ If there is anything that can persuade Norway to say more than usual, it's stories. It's only natural to him, and likely to the rest of them. This is how they used to keep track of things, their pasts, their lives.

When he notices Denmark going for the cheese, he picks up a portion and eats it with his bread. ]

Freyr's closest men find him dead, but Sweden's too blind to notice. They trick him and tell him Freyr's busy and collect the taxes on their own. Three years he doesn't notice a thing, and doesn't even burn the body. S'why Sweden's house is cursed now. [ After his story, he grabs another bit of cheese and makes himself at home on the bed, tossing the cheese to Denmark. ]