( if there's one thing denmark doesn't like about iceland — and really, there's not a lot of things like that, aside from his tastes in food and that he doesn't call or visit as much as he should, and maybe that he's so weirdly sensitive, but aside from that, it's that he doesn't dress well.
it's not like den's some kind of weird southern dandy like france — and he thinks the word 'dandy' without realising how dated it is; the perils of being two thousand years plus — but you've got to look nice. it's one of the first rules of diplomacy, looking confident and put together, and more than that, it's makes denmark look super cool and handsome. not that he doesn't anyway, but.
but, iceland … yep. it's sad to say, but iceland definitely got nor's genetic terrible clothing sense. that's what brings them to this boutique today. well — "brings them." more like denmark said he wanted to pop in here really fast, and then promptly (and in his mind cunningly) started holding things up for ice to examine. )
You'd love to wear this, right? ( holding up a pair of bright red, and probably kind of tight, trousers and not using an indoor voice at all. )
I DON'T MOONSPEAK
it's not like den's some kind of weird southern dandy like france — and he thinks the word 'dandy' without realising how dated it is; the perils of being two thousand years plus — but you've got to look nice. it's one of the first rules of diplomacy, looking confident and put together, and more than that, it's makes denmark look super cool and handsome. not that he doesn't anyway, but.
but, iceland … yep. it's sad to say, but iceland definitely got nor's genetic terrible clothing sense. that's what brings them to this boutique today. well — "brings them." more like denmark said he wanted to pop in here really fast, and then promptly (and in his mind cunningly) started holding things up for ice to examine. )
You'd love to wear this, right? ( holding up a pair of bright red, and probably kind of tight, trousers and not using an indoor voice at all. )