( it's kind of like, don't get him wrong! if there's anything denmark loves it's spending time with his best friend! even if that means he has to leave his rental car at the bottom of some dumb, lame mountain, and hike forever, and drink all the beer he'd brought on the way instead of when he arrived because the cans were getting heavy, and there are bugs everywhere, and he gets rocks in his boots twice, which shouldn't even be possible because these are some pretty tall boots.
all this to surprise nor with his best friend to make his camping trip even better! shit! nor had better be really grateful! denmark likes the outdoors, sure, but not when it gets all… slant-y… like this. mountains. nothing good has ever come from mountains. he's grumbling to himself, a right proper sulk, by the time he makes it to the top, or the flat part, or whatever, the part where nor's shitty little cabin is, and he very nearly grumbles his way into the middle of the scene that is set before him when he arrives, which is…
oh you actually……
all this to surprise nor with his best friend to make his camping trip even better! shit! nor had better be really grateful! denmark likes the outdoors, sure, but not when it gets all… slant-y… like this. mountains. nothing good has ever come from mountains. he's grumbling to himself, a right proper sulk, by the time he makes it to the top, or the flat part, or whatever, the part where nor's shitty little cabin is, and he very nearly grumbles his way into the middle of the scene that is set before him when he arrives, which is…
which… is…
is…
i s . . . )
Nor… your goats are deformed…!